Friday, October 31, 2008

More text message silliness

I was just trying to entice The Weeble to join me at a Ziyo gig. I failed, but we had some fun along the way.


"I have an indecent crush on Helen Feng," I admitted.

"I think everyone has a crush on Helen," he returned.

"Yes, but I was first. And mine is bigger!" I asserted.

"Well, I'm certainly not going to fight you for her," he replied, generously.

"Unfortunately, others will. The queue is SOOOOO long," I observed ruefully.

(And a friend of mine used to go out with her. I am so envious.)


A little later, I wondered, "Did anyone ever die of drowning in someone's eyes?"

"Oh yes," responded The Weeble helpfully. "Usually from a boyfriend's fist."

He suggests The Vengeful Boyfriends as this month's band name.

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