This week's record in Fish Nation

I ordered the sausage and chips (for the first time in ages). I knew what to expect. Time taken for chips to arrive: A suspiciously brisk 3 minutes. Time taken for sausages to arrive: A slightly better than average 38 minutes. I sent the chips back when they first appeared, explaining that I'd like them with the meal. They must have kept them warm for me under a hotlamp or something, because when I got them back.... well, they weren't very warm, but they were completely dried out. I really don't know why I bother. It's high time to boycott that place for good.